Next time you enter into chat acting all tough, consider surprising your enemies with this:
There once was a very young gamer
who issued the following disclaimer
that whoever they faced
would soon be disgraced
and their moves would get lamer and lamer
Haha ok I know it’s a little rudimentary, especially considering what I have seen some of my wonderful readers publish. So here’s my challenge to you guys: hit me with your best gamer trash talk, poetry style. Heck if we get enough people involved I might even come up with a prize for the best submission, even if it’s just an unofficial Twohp award of excellence.
Just think of how much fun it would be if we get a few delightful poems to throw at our opponents. I will tell you right now that a trash talk poem would probably blow some League of Legend player’s mind – and that’s all I need to make it worth it for me.
Credit needs to go to FordFocusing for this opening Limerick. Not too bad considering she came up with it in about 30 seconds. You can find her tweeting @sisterfords. The sisters have a pretty good sense of humor, and they follow some pretty neat stuff.