May your Ash arrows fly straight,
and your teammates pull their weight.
May your Malphite ults hit,
and buffs come to your champ’s kit.
May solo que be kind,
and your desired elo you do find.
May you avoid unwanted rage,
and your play remain quite sage.
May your ganks be successful,
and your opponents find you stressful.
And may you have some LoL fun,
before Season Three is done.
Good luck in Season Three, everyone. I look forward to discussing all of its ups and downs with you. Oh, and playing a game or two on summoners rift, of course.